Ramblin’

     It’s the 29th of March, I’ve just bought a tankful of oil to stave off indoor frostbite, and I’m feeling…scattered. (Yes, a little broke, too.) So this will be a scattered piece.

     Tuesdays are to your Curmudgeon as Thursdays are to Arthur Dent.

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     First, have a passel of links:

     Enjoy or not, as your preferences incline you.

     (Say, how many are there in a passel?)

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     Change is constant, or so they say. Not long ago, that was brought home to me in a personally striking way.

     A church, as I’ve written before, is supposed to be a fundamentally conservative institution. It’s supposed to have a base of doctrines that it maintains over time and promulgates to a slowly changing – hopefully enlarging – body of adherents. That requirement to keep its teachings constant despite pressures to change them is one of the things that collectively distinguish churches from other sorts of institutions.

     Today, it’s getting to be hard to tell a Christian church apart from a marketing organization, at least here in America. (My acquaintance with trends on other continents is slender.)

     The Catholic Church has been an exception in many ways. Mind you, for the purposes of this tirade, it doesn’t matter that I differ with my Church on some issues. Catholic teaching has been largely constant for two millennia. For a creed that claims the backing of the highest of all Authorities, that is as it should be.

     But recently, things started to change.

     I was conversing with a priest a little time ago about matters the specifics of which I can no longer remember, when he said something that blew me out of my seat. In an almost offhanded way, he said that the Church’s doctrines about salvation, surely among the most important of its teachings, are moving away from the traditional emphasis on mortal sin, repentance, and absolution. According to this priest, the Church is moving toward a doctrine of salvation that focuses on how well each of us has followed the two Great Commandments:

     But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together. Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying, Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
     Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

     [Matthew 22: 34-40]

     That stunned me beyond my ability to express. (Not that I have any problem with the two Great Commandments!) I didn’t argue the matter; I was too shaken. But it’s left me wondering whether that really is what’s being promulgated from the Vatican in this Year of Our Lord 2022. Does any Gentle Reader have something to contribute on this subject?

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     Now, a few words about indie fiction. The Gospel According To Michael Anderle has taken hold among hundreds, perhaps thousands of aspiring fiction writers. That gentleman has exhorted those who listen to him to emphasize output: i.e., to turn out books as fast as possible, so that they acquire a significant body of work in which those who like their stuff can wallow. “Keep the pipeline filled” is how others have phrased this dictum.

     While it might not be obvious, an emphasis on rapid production conflicts with the goal of a high-quality product. This is the case regardless of the nature of the product; fiction is no exception. He who writes swiftly is likely to generate lots of errors of every sort, including plot burps, poor and inconsistent characterization, and unconvincing dialogue. His reputation won’t be immune to that blemish, regardless of how loyal his fans might be.

     I’ll admit that there are some exceptions to this effect. A writer I’ve been enjoying recently is among them. He makes a fair number of mistakes, but somehow his tales don’t suffer appreciably from them. But the dynamics are opposed to a rapid-output-with-high-quality product.

     Supposedly, the “keep the pipeline filled” approach has salutary effects on revenue. I suppose that if that’s your highest priority, you can’t be criticized for adhering to that approach. But I’ve been sampling and discarding an increasing fraction of the indie novels I encounter, for reasons of quality. And while I’m no better at predicting the future than any other writer, I can’t help but wonder what fraction of the pump-‘em-out community will ultimately be happy with the long-term consequences of the “Output Uber Alles” approach.

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     Finally, a few words about my own fictional directions.

     After the release of The Discovery Phase, a friend asked me about my recent forays into romance. He wanted to know what had impelled me in that direction. I had no answer for him, other than that I had a few attractive Supporting Cast characters sitting around who seemed to me to deserve some love. He smirked rather dourly and said “How large is that fund of characters?” That made me wince. This gentleman has been pressing me to get to work on a sequel to The Warm Lands, so it was fairly easy to divine his preferences. (And his dispreferences)

     As it happens, I’ve been working on a quasi-time-travel story. If that surprises you, it damn near paralyzed me to realize that that was what I’d set out to write. I hate time-travel tales. There are very few good ones – good by my criteria, which include not only originality but logical / metaphysical consistency. Only two come to mind as I write this: Alfred Bester’s short story “The Men Who Murdered Mohammed” and the great Gregory Benford’s award-winner Timescape.

     But that’s what I’m writing…and no, it doesn’t take place in Onteora County. For this one, I’ve decided to invade Stephen King’s bailiwick and situate the action in the woods of Maine.

     It’s premature to say much more about this story. It looks as if it will bear some resemblance to a “classic” novel (viz: “A book everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read”) that was once part of my high school American Literature curriculum. That, too, surprised me. But then, the specifics of the core motif seem to militate in that direction.

     I mentioned some of this to the C.S.O. just yesterday. She was other than pleased for two reasons. First, she too wants me to get to work on a sequel to The Warm Lands. Second, I mentioned the “classic” novel I had in mind and she immediately scroaned. (That’s a scream and a groan together, with intense feeling.) She remembered it much as I did: both the effulgent praise our instructors slathered on it and our shared inability to imagine what supposedly made it so great.

     Well, “Of tastes there is nothing written,” as the Talmud says somewhat self-contradictingly.

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     That’s all for today, Gentle Reader. Enjoy your Tuesday.

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  1. Some great info on the latest goings-on in the indie-publishing world, and your latest novel project sounds pretty interesting!

    • da elmo on March 29, 2022 at 8:36 AM

    Nothing of import to add (not having read the post, yet).

    But I would disagree with your opening:

    “Change is constant, or so they say.”

    I read Toffee, fewcha shawk (loose lips sink Freedom Ships), as a lad of fourteen. Beyond prescient.

    One of the few things we can depend on, the rate of change. And its ever increasing speed. Ever faster, and faster.

    My cell is infinity edge OLED, has eight cores, records and plays 4K video. I bought it used, for $200 (minus $75 trade in, my 836 ppi, Experia).

    The only certainties now? The economy goes vertical, downwards. People are going to starve. And there will be blood.

    The future’s so bright … I need welding goggles

    1. “The optimist believes that this is the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist is sure he’s right.” — Originator unknown

      “The trouble with the world is that the damn fools are so cocksure and the wise men are so full of doubts.” — Bertrand Russell

      “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” — Alexander Pope

      “The race may not always be to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.” — Damon Runyon

      “Keep thine eyes upon the doughnut, lest thou pass all unawares through the hole.” — Me

  2. I do have to agree about the started-and-tossed novels lately. Too many of them have been picked up, and tossed down just as quickly. I’ve always liked mystery/thriller novels, but the content I’m finding in the indies (and in some of the trad-pubs, as well) – gratuitous and semi-porno grisly descriptions of torture, sex tossed in willy-nilly (too many willies, and frankly boring, not titillating), and, my least favorite, a heavy-handed insert of anti-Trump, anti-Deplorable nonsense. Not infuriating, just tedious and boring.

    There are times that I like the formulaic novels – when I’m waiting for a doctor, killing time, or sick. Then, bring on the classic tropes! It’s soothing to the nerves. Mind-candy, but, sometimes I DO want to nosh my way through a bag.

  3. I do have to agree about the started-and-tossed novels lately. Too many of them have been picked up, and tossed down just as quickly. I’ve always liked mystery/thriller novels, but the content I’m finding in the indies (and in some of the trad-pubs, as well) – gratuitous and semi-porno grisly descriptions of torture, sex tossed in willy-nilly (too many willies, and frankly boring, not titillating), and, my least favorite, a heavy-handed insert of anti-Trump, anti-Deplorable nonsense. Not infuriating, just tedious and boring.

    There are times that I like the formulaic novels – when I’m waiting for a doctor, killing time, or sick. Then, bring on the classic tropes! It’s soothing to the nerves. Mind-candy, but, sometimes I DO want to nosh my way through a bag.

    And, yes, the changes in the governance of the Catholic Church is bordering on that which will cause me to walk out. I have no obligation to stay in a heretical church (small letter intentional).

    We are heading to the brink. It’s contributing to my sense of unease.

    • Max M Wiley on March 29, 2022 at 11:33 AM

    On the subject of assembly line novels of moderate to low quality, I blame Amazon. As an aspiring writer, I’ve been keeping my finger on the pulse of the writers market and studying up on how to make self publishing work in the Internet age. By my estimation, the market has mainly bifurcated into two classes:
    1) Authors who have broken into traditional publishing, or have built enough of a following that they might as well have a traditional publishing deal, with high name recognition, good marketing, and a large and loyal fan base.
    2) KDP authors who are left to agonize over whether to price at $2.99 and make available to Unlimited, or $3.99-$5.99 purchase only. From what I understand, only a select few authors make a go of the latter and are successful with it (successful defined here as more revenue).

    In between these two seems to be a wasteland.

    For those that take the Unlimited route, it appears that Anderle’s formula works. But that means there are a very, very few “good” authors who publish to Unlimited yet use the old formula of low output and high quality. I often decide to support these authors by buying their books anyway, instead of using Unlimited but I’m sure I’m in a minority. Sadly, I can count these authors on two hands and have fingers left over, at least in the genres I prefer.

    The number of what I call “formula” authors who churn out vast amounts of middling quality distraction has thus proliferated. The market has spoken, and it says that self publishing is the most lucrative at the price level that Kindle Unlimited will support. And as we all know, there’s no such thing as a free lunch: you get what you pay for. Kindle says I read 258 books last year, and I probably only paid for around 25 of them. The rest I paid $120 over the year for temporary access at slightly over $2 a pop. I seriously doubt that most people on Unlimited read half that many books, so looking at what the authors make off of Unlimited compared to what people pay, looks to me like Amazon is getting the best deal out of it.

    • alo89 on March 29, 2022 at 6:53 PM

    There have been several Michael Anderle series I’ve stuck with through 10 or 15 books. I have an incredible reading speed in junk books and so my standards are somewhat lower just so I have something to read. That said, I tried many of the authors in Anderle’s stable and had to toss them. I will put up with a lot of grammar and spelling problems but I gotta have a good story and characters I like. However, I do wish some of these fellas would stop talking about people “wondering over the battlefield counting up the causalities.”

    • da elmo on March 30, 2022 at 5:53 AM

    I can only claim one work of fiction:

    https://anechoicroom.blogspot.com/2005/11/nude-female-midgets-blogging-about.htm

    In days gone by, I read voraciously. Never being sated. Now, have little patience for much of anything (except maybe toy trains).

    I do have one book in me, even if the edge is off my blade. Will I? Who knows. The only dream I have left is a puppy. And I’m a year away from that (made a promise to the big guy upstairs. I’d do something for myself).

    One advantage of actually chasing a dream (Formula 1 ace), in my youth. Is never looking back.

    • da elmo on March 30, 2022 at 7:23 AM

    Housekeeping:

    Somehow hyperlink was appended (missing “L” at the end):

    https://anechoicroom.blogspot.com/2005/11/nude-female-midgets-blogging-about.html

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