Teoscar Hernandez, who played for the Mariners last year was let go in the off season and signed with the Dodgers. Apparently he struck out too much.
Tonight he just won the home-run derby at the All Star game.
This is about as Mariners as you can get. Would you like to guess how many position players the Mariners have in the All-Star Game? Zero. None. Our only All-Star is a pitcher. But the guy we sent off because we didn’t want him just won the home run derby. You think he might be kinda helpful this year?
The Mariners are not an actual baseball team. They are a decades long experiment to see how much pain and suffering you can inflict on a fanbase before they give up.
