From the Babylon Bee of course, which has become less of a satire site and more of a prophecy/soothsayer/prognosticator website. Not that it ever intended to become prophetic, but when the real world approaches insane levels of stupidity and Marxism, eventually even the most satirical take will become reality. There are people who document every Bee headline that ended up coming true.
That’s because good humor, the kind that sticks, always has an element of truth to it. Which is why the late night TV shows have devolved into retarded mouth-breathers grunting and hooting at whatever humorless pabulum that the writers can push out for their soy-soaked marionettes to regurgitate, all while ratings go down faster than the Titanic.
Now as for me, I have no problem with the TikTok ban. We’re talking about Chinese spyware, and it doesn’t just spy on the person who downloads it onto their phone, it spies on the people in that person’s contact list. If you have a friend who uses TikTok, and he has that app on his phone, there’s a good chance that YOUR information is already in the CCP’s hands.
It’s a spy app. Not a social media app. And fuck the CCP sideways.
I’m not too worried about my information, since Barry OBumblefuck the Jug-Eared commie already gave the CCP all my information when he allowed them to hack into the OPS. So I was screwed years ago. And yes, that wording was deliberate.
So to sum it up: Fuck the CCP, fuck TikTok, and good riddance to bad rubbish. It’s not like the CCP won’t have another app up and running in a week anyways. And Americans, having been indoctrinated and dumbed down by the publik skool sistim, will download it by the millions.
*sigh*
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Well, this one is hard to condemn before the revelations. After all, there are surely a scant few who have never partaken of “free” downloads.
We tend to forget the aphorism: “there ain’t no free lunch.”
And there’s an older one, slightly revised, that is even better: “Beware of geeks bearing gifts.” 😀
It seems such wisdom has failed to register even among the better educated.
Sigh. That’s supposed to be: “Beware of geeks bearing GIFs!” Oh, the pain, the pain…
I always found the ‘tictok ban’ amusing because the app can be replaced instantly by another player.
And that’s just what has happened. The TocToc clone rednote has exploded to #1 on the appstore, and it’s even more controlled than TocToc was.
Funny that a lot of it’s prompts are in Chinese. I guess that’s a way to get us round eyes started in learning the new language of our conquerors.
Look at all the time and effort wasted by this ban. I guess it was useful to get some airtime for the pols, and convince the sheep that they’re doing something.
America is reaching levels of incompetence that theoritically shouldn’t even be possible.