We have the “Life Is Short” page for important observations that verge on eternal verities, so I figured it’s time to add a page for lighter fare. Here, Gentle Reader, you will find aphorisms, maxims, and folksy sayings that are…shall we say…open to discussion. Hopefully you’ll at least get a giggle out of them.
As with the LIS Codex, those who wish to contribute their favorite cracked gems and tarnished pearls should send their entries to:
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… with the name of the originator to follow. Please, nothing copyrighted.
And with that, here we go:
September 12, 2024:
“Only a horrible person would spend government money and not shop around for a bargain first.” — P.S. Power
September 4, 2024:
“Any grocery store that forces you to use self-checkout machines should be considered a terrorist organization.” — Diogenes Sarcastica
August 22, 2024:
“You may not care about frozen concentrated orange juice futures, but believe me: frozen concentrated orange juice futures care about you.” — Some anonymous financial blatherer on the Web.
August 19, 2024:
“It’s always darkest just before it turns pitch black.” — Larry Rachman
August 9, 2024:
“Deep in their heart, every human wants to be seduced by a hot android sex kitten.” — E. William Brown
