There’s Stupid…

     …and then there’s certifiably brain-dead:

     A Chicago man is facing a bucket of felony charges after allegedly robbing a man at gunpoint and then staying at the scene to eat the victim’s takeout fried chicken.

     Chicago police arrived at the robbery scene within minutes and allegedly found James Taylor, 20, still there, enjoying the victim’s delicious fried chicken.

     The robber? Oh yes:

     Chicago! It’s a helluva town.