They killed him! The wisest man on Earth, a godlike being with superior intelligence who has absolute evidence and proof of his theory. He could not have expired from any natural cause. He’s been taken from us by the Worldwide Single-Day-Time Conspiracy!
To gauge the immeasurable height, width, and depth of what we have lost, go here. But try not to mourn too loudly. They might be listening!
(Just kicking 2022 off on a high note. Laughter is the best medicine, you know!)