This definitely wins the Internet for today:
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that global nuclear fallout is slightly worse for the environment than drilling our own oil.
(A comment to this Daily Wire piece about Biden and the looming importance of the 25th Amendment.)
It will solve the climate crisis by delivering nuclear winter
Global warming is a fallacious threat, backed only by theory. Global cooling is a real threat that can be verified by history.