I don’t have a single bit of proof

But here’s what my brain is coming up with regarding the Obama’s personal chef, his death from drowning, and Barry showing up in bandages and a black eye.

Barry plays for the home team, if you get my drift. I’m not even sure that Michelle Obama (aka Big Mike) is a real woman. Yeah, yeah, call me a conspiracy theorist. I’m fine with that, especially when I see the crap that’s coming out of D.C. these days.

So Bathhouse Barry has his chef from the White House come live with him after his tenure as the most anti-American president ever. That in and of itself is not strange. Rich commie shitheads love to have their staff on hand. Hell, even if the rich people aren’t commies they love to have their staff on hand, so that’s not really odd.

But having a guy who put out videos of himself swimming somehow “drown” in eight feet of water is odd.

Having the media mouthpieces claim that he drowned because he was a poor swimmer is odd when the same guy filmed himself swimming for forty minutes straight as part of a workout. Come to think of it, filming your swimming workout is rather odd unless you’re trying to get attention from certain people.

Drowning when you’re on a paddleboard is rather odd. Even if you can’t swim, you can just hold on to the board and float.

The multiple stories that came out, many of which contradict themselves, is odd.

So here’s what my brain came up with. This chef was either doing the horizontal mambo with Bathhouse Barry or Big Mike, or both. Both isn’t out of the realm of possibilities. For whatever reason the relationship goes sour. Bathhouse Barry and Big Mike are both raging narcissists, there’s no relationship they have that won’t go sour unless it’s them being in love with themselves. Bathhouse Barry invites his lover/chef to go paddleboarding, and takes care of business.

The only flaw in this argument is that in my opinion, Bathhouse Barry is too pathetic and weak to do it himself. He would have someone else do it for him.

Perhaps the physical altercation happened prior and was the cause of Bathhouse Barry having someone take care of business?

In any case this is another situation where we will never know the full truth because the truth would be too damaging to high-ranking politicians. And since they refuse to tell the truth my default setting is to imagine the worst. The thing is, as bad as my imagination can be you can rest assured that it will never come close to the depravity of what actually happened. These are Democrats we’re discussing after all. These are the people who made sure that Epstein’s client list never saw the light of day, because they were on it.

Alright, off to the salt mines.

UPDATE: Seems like great minds think alike.