From the list of brands affected, it looks like women and the men that are trying to impress them, Black people, and Rednecks with taste (the Rye).
Frankly, any man who spends as much as Dom Perignon costs (it can run over $200 a bottle!), is either trying to score with a woman who is WAY out of his league, or an idiot – or both.
Guys, you’re in the catbird seat right now. About 1/3 of the competition is unemployed. Another 1/3 is either married or otherwise unavailable, gay/bi/whatever, or still living with Mom.
If you don’t have women throwing themselves at you 24/7, get your ass to a gym and pare down that lockdown spare tire, invest in some decent clothing, and lay off the herb. Even minimal effort should leave you with more choices than you can shake your man-stick at.
Don’t waste your money on overpriced booze.