Sep 20 2021

Rationing Liquor – Who Will That Affect

From the list of brands affected, it looks like women and the men that are trying to impress them, Black people, and Rednecks with taste (the Rye).

Frankly, any man who spends as much as Dom Perignon costs (it can run over $200 a bottle!), is either trying to score with a woman who is WAY out of his league, or an idiot – or both.

Guys, you’re in the catbird seat right now. About 1/3 of the competition is unemployed. Another 1/3 is either married or otherwise unavailable, gay/bi/whatever, or still living with Mom.

If you don’t have women throwing themselves at you 24/7, get your ass to a gym and pare down that lockdown spare tire, invest in some decent clothing, and lay off the herb. Even minimal effort should leave you with more choices than you can shake your man-stick at.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced booze.

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  1. Frankly, any man who spends as much as Dom Perignon costs (it can run over $200 a bottle!), is either trying to score with a woman who is WAY out of his league, or an idiot – or both.

    It costs that much? Whoa. Good thing I never developed a taste for it.

    Concerning the “women throwing themselves at you” business, this is what I would call “see previous work.” If a woman is:

    1. Single,
    2. Heterosexual,
    3. Under 40,
    4. Drug and disease-free,
    5. And sane,

    …she’s looking to get mated. If a man is:

    1. Single,
    2. Heterosexual,
    3. Making a decent living, whether in a trade or a white-collar occupation,
    4. Drug and disease-free,
    5. And sane,

    …he is her target mate. He doesn’t have to be an Adonis, a celebrity, wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice, or renowned worldwide for his sexual prowess. She will use the fairer sex’s time-tested bag of techniques to induce him to pursue her. It’s an old maxim of The Hunt: “He chases her until she catches him.”

    The key to success in The Hunt is sincere confidence, which manifests itself most tellingly in two ways:

    1. A relaxed attitude rather than a “gotta score” posture;
    2. Contentment with your place in life.

    Present yourself thus to the world and the world is yours, booze or no booze. But remember the sincere part.

     

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