We have it from the very top:
WH press sec: "This week is Lesbian Visibility Week, and as the first openly queer person to hold the position of press secretary for the President of the United States, I see every day how important visibility and representation are." pic.twitter.com/ZDqtHz3I9i
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) April 25, 2023
You have your orders, Gentle Readers: For the rest of the week, whenever you see a lesbian, call out “I see one! Over there!” and point as directly as possible at the lesbian you’ve spotted. Remember that all lesbian spottings must be confirmed by at least one other participant to be deemed official. Final tallies will be announced and awards presented on Sunday. (NB: This doesn’t apply solely to “Spotted Lesbians,” a rare subspecies whose habitat has shrunk dangerously in recent years.)
According to his spokesperson, Howard Stern will not be participating this year.