The Really Important News Of The Day

     We have it from the very top:

     You have your orders, Gentle Readers: For the rest of the week, whenever you see a lesbian, call out “I see one! Over there!” and point as directly as possible at the lesbian you’ve spotted. Remember that all lesbian spottings must be confirmed by at least one other participant to be deemed official. Final tallies will be announced and awards presented on Sunday. (NB: This doesn’t apply solely to “Spotted Lesbians,” a rare subspecies whose habitat has shrunk dangerously in recent years.)

     According to his spokesperson, Howard Stern will not be participating this year.

1 comment

    • Meanwich Stinkburger on April 26, 2023 at 6:12 AM

    I am roasted by this intellectual heavyweight.
    She should run for preezy of the steezy.
    Yes we can!

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