Let me count the ways…
- His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
- His bread isn’t done in the center.
- The lights are on but nobody’s home.
- His oil doesn’t reach the dipstick.
- He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
- He’s a nugget or two short of a Happy Meal.
What others have you encountered that charmed you? No fair using a search engine!